Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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