so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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