Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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