I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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