I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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