Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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