he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Someone came in the potted fern
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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