And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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