there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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