If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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