Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i came on her dog
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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