Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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