wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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