If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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