Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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third nipple confirmed
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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