I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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