i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
and you fell through a lawn chair
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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