I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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