I need help removing her.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize
