if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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