Are we in a gay sports bar?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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