BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just want nice things and good sex
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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