Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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