Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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