so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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