I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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