But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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