No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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