I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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