Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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