We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I need water and some morals
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