I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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