We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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