sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Randomize
