it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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