You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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