I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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