we should wear snuggies to the strip club
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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