I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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