That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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