THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
If I die, sorry about rent.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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