I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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