handjob tips. give me some.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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