there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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