I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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