My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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