he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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