Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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