dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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