If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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