Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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