Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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