Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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