If i could tip my vagina, i would.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
